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Park[ing] Day 2009

Oktoberfest Prep

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9.00 am,18 September 2009.  Traffic restrictions in place around my office.  The neighbourhood braces itself for Oktoberfest, which opens across the street on September 19.

10.00 am., 18 September 2009. Supermarket near my office puts buckets of sand near front door.  The store is on the path between the Oktoberfest meadow and the local subway station.  It helps to clean up any alcohol-induced unpleasantness.  They have also employed security guards.

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12.00 noon, 18 September 2009.  Facebook message from expatriate neighbour:

Uh, oh.  Dirndl appears to have shrunk in closet since last year. 

1.15 pm,18 September 2009.  Text message from Expat Blogger Pal to headbang8:

Do you guys own a sewing machine?  My dirndl needs emergency surgery. Thx.

1.30 pm, 18 September 2009.  Text message from headbang8 to Expat Blogger Pal:

We're not THAT gay.  Too much of the good life, my dear?

1.45 pm, 18 September 2009. Text message from Expat Blogger Pal to headbang8

The good life went straight to my bustline.  Have you bought lederhosen yet?

1.45 pm, 18 September 2009. Text message from headbang8 to Expat Blogger Pal.

They're still fattening the cow, I'm afraid. 

2.07 pm, 18 September 2009. Text message from Expat Blogger Pal to headbang8

BTW, no pictures of my boobs this year.  Or else. 

2.09 pm, 18 September 2009. Text message from headbang8 to Expat Blogger Pal

Awww.  Your boobs are my most Googled picture.

2.26 pm, 18 September 2009. Text message from Expat Blogger Pal to headbang8

You mean I'm being Google-ogled?

4.30, 18 September 2009.  Facebook message from two buddies abroad.

We are sooo looking forward to visiting Germany next week.  We'll be happy if we can have lots of food and drink.  Will that be OK?

4.35 18 September 2009.  Headbang8 replies.

I think that can be managed. 

Ah, Oktoberfest!

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